June 2012
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October 2011
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August 2011
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A bus just stopped outside of my complex and let a guy out in front of his house. Reminded me of that scene in Fight Club, you know the one where…
Aug 23rd
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Aug 17th
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Brad Pitt and Edward Norton sing "The Penis Song"... →
This is surreal. 
Aug 17th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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“Maybe self improvment isn’t the answer. Maybe self destruction is the answer.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via sophie—elizabeth)
Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Listenpaul-stine: Music from updated Dragontattoo.com...
Aug 11th
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From what I was told, I am now cooking Won-ton soup. But it looks more like cream corn with chicken in it. 
Aug 10th
I think failure might be the only option. 
Aug 8th
“But even so, every now and then I would feel a violent stab of loneliness. The...”
– Haruki Murakami  (via sixsixsik)
Aug 8th
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Do you ever get the feeling that things aren’t going to end well?
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Aug 7th
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I will now present the windows I have open in Google Chrome. Twitter, Wikipedia article on Avoidant personality disorder, Wikipedia article on Love-shyness, Search results for Norm MacDonald on YouTube, YouTube video or Norm MacDonald on Conan #3 part one, YouTube video of Norm MacDonald on Conan #2 part one, and of course this very Tumblr Page. #FridayNights
Aug 6th
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Aug 3rd
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The problem with depression, for me at least, are those brief intervals of time when it goes away, but you know it is just a moment out from under the water. The scary part, is when I stop caring, but am still “fit” enough to go out, and I find my self in interesting, relatively dangerous situations, only having a passing interest in my own safety. 
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
“[Brad Pitt] read it and he said, ‘it’s kind of a love story, isn’t it?’ And I...”
– David Fincher on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via sarah-of-a-lesser-fincher)
Aug 3rd
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When apathy takes over, things can get interesting. 
Aug 2nd
July 2011
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I was watching a movie trailer with the volume off. I then got annoyed at the trailer because i did not know what was happening. #I’mAnIdiot 
Jul 28th
It is so hot and muggy that I can’t sleep. I now find myself listening to big, cheesy rock songs, and getting really emotional. I need sleep.  EDIT: I know most of these lyrics for some reason.  EDIT # 2: It would be so great if a neighbor thought I was making to much noise, and called the police. I don’t know what would be better, their initial conversation with the police on the...
Jul 22nd
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You know those gates that block pathways so that cars, and other vehicles of that sort can’t get through, but allow people walking to pass. I hit one with my bike today, and promptly fell on my ass. It was quite amusing, and was the exact “push” I needed to finish the last leg of my bike ride. 
Jul 20th
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